I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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