...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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