just come out here and I will go home with you...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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