Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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