So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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