North Korea, Best Korea!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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