It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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