I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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