Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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