i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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