the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So much Jack, so little girl.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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