garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That's intense
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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