im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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