But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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