JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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