Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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