He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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