its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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