I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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