It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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