You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's like iHOP with fire
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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