she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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