walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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