so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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