your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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