So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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