You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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