Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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