Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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