Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You smell like stripper and shame
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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