wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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