So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Green mimosas i think yes
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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