You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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