I wannas sexs uuuuu
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
