i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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