He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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