I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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