Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
