I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
