I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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