So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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