I didn't shave. On purpose
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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