we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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