i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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