This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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