Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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