I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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