Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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