dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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