Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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