i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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