I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think my mom watched the whole time
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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